Sometimes as a mom...

you get baby poop on your pants but you're too tired to change them.

getting time to shave in the shower is a luxury.

scratch that, getting to shower is a luxury.

you hear phantom crying...while you're holding your baby.

you feel like a horrible mom.

you get to brush your teeth maybe once a day.

you forget to buckle the car seat in (and then feel realllllly bad)

you don't want to be a mom anymore.

you can't wait for your baby to wake up so you can play with them.

you'll check out 25 books from the library...for your 2 month old.

all you want to do all day is hold your baby (and eat chocolate).

you miss your old life, but

you can't imagine a better life.